The beauty of sharp knives is how damn sharp they are.
The problem with sharp knives is how damn sharp they are.
In other news:
I have seen the face of my enemy and they do not weigh the 600 pounds you'd expect based on how heavy they walk. And incidentally, their absurd OCD pacing lasted for 6 hours*.
There is no way I'm going to be getting a good night's sleep again, let alone the nights before my exams. I weep for the brilliance that could have been and never will.
See? See what lack of sleep does to me?
*No need to rub your eyes, you are not hallucinating. You totally read that right.
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