Reboot?

I'm going to try and get back into posting for this thing.

In my head, Yoda is yelling "do or do not." Yoda's kind of a dick. Unless that was Mister Miyagi. Shit, I can't remember.

Great, now I've got a short green guy in a kimono dancing around a car he's raising with the power of his mi-er the force, yelling at me and plucking flies out of the air with a pair of chopsticks. Not that Mister Miyagi (or Yoda for that matter) ever wore a kimono in either movie. My head just likes to run with things. I guess my head can be kind of a dick too. Way to go dickhead.

Oh man, this blog is totally not gonna be safe for work or children. Or people with aversions to Yoda in a kimono acting like a dick.