It's always bullet time when I vomit.

If you go all the way back to the end of May, there is a post that I accidentally left sitting in the draft stage and only now got around to posting. It's an angry post, but in it I also dub myself the Sith Lord Queen of Failbake so it might be worth a read.

In other news, I give you more random convo snippets and things you might hear if standing near me:

"It's always bullet time when I vomit."

"No, Most Beloved, you may not “capture my crazy” on camera for posterity."