Irony

Allow me to regal you with a tale...

Teacher: Class discussion on what will and will not be appropriate material for script class will now commence.

Several students (violently):
Don't censor us man!
Yea!
Don't tell us what to do maaan!
Yea!
We demand to be allowed to write whatever we want!
Yea, anything!
Anything at all!
Yea!
Porn!
Yea!
Racial epitaphs!
Hell yea!
Corpse mutilating, serial, child rapists!
OMGWTFBBQ Yea!

Other, calmer students:
Ok, anyone who wishes to write such things can do so, but people who are offended by certain material or find it extremely uncomfortable should be allowed to refrain from participating specifically with those stories.

Self-righteous "anti-censorship" students:
Fuck no!
Yea!
You should have to sit through it!
Yea!
To bad!
Make them sit through it!
Yea!

Me:
Uhm, you do realize what you're saying, yes?