Monday, August 16, 2010

I Can Write Things That Don't Contain the Words Shit or Fuck in Them

I wrote the most amazing short story today. It's about a monster. It has no swearing in it! It was almost kid friendly, but then it had a little old lady lying unconscious in a puddle of her own fear-piss. I don't think publishers like that sort of thing. Then again, today’s youth are a cynical lot, maybe a woman lying in her own pee won’t phase them and everything will be fine.

Publishers! I haz story for you!

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